Blog Chicken Little [Professional Blog] Scary news to panic about Blog URL address : http://doubt.cumberlandnewsnow.com Articles Thanks and good-bye Adam, meet Eve Flipper is his human name By sea or land Is democracy dead? Eye of the beholder "Foreign service? Worst. Job. Evar." Who shops local? Airborne sharks can kill you How DARE you want your money? Conservative Party failing Bad decision welcomed Saints and imbeciles U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! I want a hover car Obama the Jailer Self-serving "leadership" Will Percy Paris beat me up now? Racism and discrimination Changes at the newspaper Whisky and whiskey Write a poem already. Freedom isn't free Louisburg disappoints Who wants to live forever? If God had a lawnmower... Welcome immigrants Red dirt backyard Don't outsource courage Define liberty Inside the newsroom Apes are people too Ships founder here Anarchy in the UK My short attention span Hope for humanity Beer brawl Duffy a low-grade scammer? Govt neutrality a myth Easy Rider? No. More like Awkward Rider. Well done, sir Welsh sheep and racial slurs Your home is your castle Tyrants tackling tyranny MP should disavow dishonesty Ten bucks well spent They don't care about you Don't mention Boston Macho slogans get us nowhere Martians are evil It's our train station Robot uprising What I'm surfing Is Iraq better? Not so free speech The threat is real Bears rock Fire the MPs Eric jumps the shark? Yes men say no It's the law, so obey it Silence is golden...for government In your court Yummy GM foods We're apes Tin pot dictators What does conservative mean? Dreamers and skeptics He'll be missed Anti-hero mourned Armchair general's answers The Supremes in Santa suits Suzuki fears Sun Marois was right...sorry, I mean wrong Post office renamed Black Beard Building And the Oscar goes to...! WWED? Skabar? Bueller? Anyone...? Animals deserve better Farley Mowat naked? Me and my meeples Wrestling pinned I need you TV Wentworth deserves better Death by dead Happy Darwin Day! Choo, choo!...chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga... Killer or victim? Invasion of the killer cats Surf's up I behaved like a musk ox Silence not golden Free speech on campus The 'evil' one per cent These bikes are cool Budget cut buffoonery Privacy or concealment? Dive, dive, dive! Chief Spence can't be trusted Bombers and guns Cop shop stop Space? Again, Eric? New you in 2013 Best of 2012 lists Favourite carols Keep 'Christmas' in Christmas Winter escape The case of Chester The universe is fake Council's misstep Don't mess with X-mas Cub creates a Ruckus Donut king sidelined The Internet is bad for you Red scare on campus If I was emperor To infinity... Never die Gift ideas Overthrow the Queen We are not alone God hates girls? Tragedy of the Commons Meow Call me Grinch Idol worshippers repent! Lego my lego Two kinds of conservatives Message to Mr. Flaherty A tom named Sally All Hallow's Eve PC fools, empire and poppies Offal hors d'ouevres and fetid feasts Pioneer spirit lacking Lotteries suck I've got nothing to add "Hey George, the ocean called..." What's Harper hiding? I call him Hissy What scares you? Survive and thrive Qui audet adipiscitur Trudeau fever? Take a pill. Bad pets A bullet train in every backyard! Nuke 'em if you got 'em Bridezilla Obama lost Sportsplex a private affair TV is your friend Vancouver's overrated Cloak of secrecy Colonial Canada Free Shamu! Give them the grape... Happy Ho-Ho! Enough I'm here to rob you Is Daddy a nutjob? Homegrown hellfire North Korea sucks Liars, crooks and miscreants Nova Scotia libre! Freedom at swordpoint UFOs and a dad's love Morons and murderers Giant leap for humankind Misplaced outrage Your morning smile in the afternoon Crazy Town Hell no Still deserving better Marine mammals deserve better Not your morning smile The president can kill you What's your poison? Eight-legged freaks! To infinity and beyond Racism is here Killer robots Bronze in the best sports Are witch doctors next? No fearing extreme hardcore! Mind your business Be silent and obey BBQ toes and transformations I am Vortex! Godzilla attacks Colorado Vote Stubbs! Somatose Soap box shenanigans Dead horses Operation Arc Light Live trap, dead bear Pit bull panic Your garden will kill you Fly us to the moon City living swindle Chimp fight A hypochondriac's nightmare Hype or hope? Sheep with sharp teeth Government knows best Prez's new hobby: r/c planes More stuff to ignore Where did he go?