You know what this post has to be about. Like the Kurgan said, “Happy Halloween, ladies!”
I might as well set the tone right out of the gate. This is kind of fun, although not for the squeamish: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ablog4guys/20-awesome-zipper-face-halloween-makeup-jobs-2nih
This is awesome beyond belief, especially for fans of the movie Aliens: http://www.buzzfeed.com/julianbrand/the-most-epic-father-daughter-costume-at-halloween-6eof
Holy sweet mother of…this is cute. If you don’t think this is cute, you’re a bad, bad person: http://puppyintraining.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cutest-dog-costume-ever.jpg?9d7bd4
More on the creative end of the pet costume scale, there’s this: http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=pets+in+costume&start=88&hl=en&sa=X&biw=904&bih=740&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=mCFwUQnUh1Rn8M:&imgrefurl=http://www.costumeexpress.com/Mailman-Dog-Rider-Pet-Costume/61658/ProductDetail.aspx%3FREF%3DEMC-070610CEnews&docid=06gudJKkvoLQ-M&imgurl=http://images.celebrateexpress.com/mgen/merchandiser/61658.jpg%253Fzm%253D1600,1600,1,0,0&w=1600&h=1600&ei=2huRUPbFOdOP0QH6goDABQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=530&vpy=106&dur=101&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=117&ty=103&sig=108240981346608372846&page=5&tbnh=150&tbnw=150&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,i:4
Who wins in a horror movie villain matchup? These were the contenders: http://www.torontosun.com/2012/08/28/the-ultimate-horror-villain-scrapfest
And the winner was, what, Freddie Krueger? Really? http://www.torontosun.com/2012/10/30/horror-villain-scrapfest-winner
Treats for gourmands: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/food-52/8-halloween-treats_b_1955595.html#s1627180&title=Thai_Peanut_Butter
Tame/lame tricks for pranksters: http://metria.hubpages.com/hub/The-Best-Halloween-Pranks
(Am I the only one who thinks the onion switcheroo, or the silent stranger act would result in someone getting punched in the nose?)
If monsters are scary, big monsters are really scary: http://screenrant.com/top-ten-giant-movie-monsters-mikee-75123/
Haunted houses have their own home here: http://www.hauntedhousemagazine.com/articles/top_13_haunted_houses.html
What frightened you as a child?
For the hypochondriacs, a long list of phobias to obsess over:http://psychology.about.com/od/phobias/a/phobialist.htm
And finally, a dude who needs no costume: http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2009/06/56%20STAR%20TATTOO%20FACE%20ARTIST.jpg
